Top 20+ Funny Father’s Day Quotes

Funny Father Day Quotes Friends, If you are looking for some Funny Quotes at Father Day Special, then you have come to the right place. On the occasion of Father’s Day, we have published some funny quotes which will please you and your father and these messages have been specially prepared for your Father who will make him happy on Father’s Day.

Our father, being a father do anything and you can not celebrate a Father Day for them.And believe friends, these funny quotes will make you and your father happier on Father’s Day.

Top 20 Funny Father’s Day Quotes




“Father’s Day is important because,
 besides being the day on which we honor Dad,
 it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.”
I got my dad one of those typical Fathers Day cards. You know, with a picture of a hunting coat hanging on a peg, a duck decoy and some golf clubs leaning in the corner. Perfect card for him, because there’s nothing Dad loves more than going out in the woods on a frosty morning and beating ducks to death with a 4-iron.

I’ve never been totally sold on the concept of Father’s Day. For one thing, it was officially declared a national holiday by Richard Nixon, so it might not even be legal.

Fathers Day is coming, but I figure, why get a tie for a guy who only goes out to the liquor store?

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

I’ve loved one person unconditionally. He’s the most caring, and generous, and charming and flat out the funniest guy I’ll ever know…he’s my father.


Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.

 Father's Day Quotes

“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.”

Dad, thanks for working so hard to pay for the TV that actually raised me.


I’ve loved one person unconditionally. He’s the most caring, and generous, and charming and flat out the funniest guy I’ll ever know…he’s my father.

Tomorrow is Father’s Day. My lovely kids said, “Do you need something like mom does or are you okay?”

I’ve never been totally sold on the concept of Father’s Day. For one thing, it was officially declared a national holiday by Richard Nixon, so it might not even be legal.

“To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.”

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When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.

“Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there.”

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